1. My Artist

    My Artist

  2. I kill lizards, then I throw their dead bodies into the swimming pool.

    I kill lizards, then I throw their dead bodies into the swimming pool.

  3. I eat my own poop and pee in my sisters bed and I don’t care!

    I eat my own poop and pee in my sisters bed and I don’t care!

  4. All I do is sleep, I never get up unless my boy pushes me out of bed

    All I do is sleep, I never get up unless my boy pushes me out of bed

  5. Not only do I steal from the dirty clothes hamper and eat the crotch out of all my mom’s panties… I also tear the stuffing out of ALL my toys

    Not only do I steal from the dirty clothes hamper and eat the crotch out of all my mom’s panties… I also tear the stuffing out of ALL my toys

  6. Alfie can be a bit greedy… He has no shame.

    Alfie can be a bit greedy… He has no shame.

  7. Not only do I steal from the dirty clothes hamper and eat the crotch out of all my mom’s panties… I also tear the stuffing out of ALL my toys

    Not only do I steal from the dirty clothes hamper and eat the crotch out of all my mom’s panties… I also tear the stuffing out of ALL my toys

  8. Duke was on crate rest because of a slipped disc in his neck. Evidently, he was feeling better.

    Duke was on crate rest because of a slipped disc in his neck. Evidently, he was feeling better.

  9. I like to pee on brand new mattresses and poop on the carpet!

    I like to pee on brand new mattresses and poop on the carpet!

  10. Her appetite also consists of soap…….there are no limits for her!!

    Her appetite also consists of soap…….there are no limits for her!!